Will the owner of the Ford with the missing sideview mirror please come forward???

My my...After a quiet few months I almost had to summon Mr. T. Last night we went to dinner at some friend's house. Sometime during the approximately five hours we were gone, there was another "incident." The mailbox didn't get whacked...but something did...

When we arrived home, I immediately noticed that something was on the sidewalk. In the dark, it looked like it could have been the mailbox lid. My first instinct was to say, "I pity 'da..." then I noticed it wasn't the mailbox lid. It was the shattered remains of a sideview mirror.

How did it get there? It was on the sidewalk partially intact. A bunch of the mirror had shattered into pieces. The mailbox was fine. Had my beautius example of jimmy-rigging repulsed an attack?

Then, I noticed the yard. There was a large divot in the grass by the road. It wasn't quite like the yard had been burned...But still. Someone took a chunk out of it. I pity da' fool!!!!

So how did it get there? Was there a wreck? Did the person who whacked the box back in December decide to come back and leave the remains of their mirror? Serves you right -- loser!

Am I a victim of the vast right-winged conspiracy? Was dinner last night a set-up to get us out of the house so that someone could "fake" an incident. Is this a joke???

Was Chucky up to no good and mischief? After a thorough grilling, Chucky claims to have defended the mailbox while we were gone! I don't know what to believe. Here's the scene from today. Chucky is showing me where he stood to ward off the attack.

Further inspection of the mirror shows that it is from a Ford. For the next few days, every Ford driver is a suspect. I am going to stand in the driveway and give all the Ford drivers the stink eye when they go by...There was a yard sale down the street today so there was plenty of traffic for me to glare and stare at.

Theories and comments are welcome...